MINING PROTOCOLS

1. TECTONIC CRUSH METHOD

Definition: Drill hard or go home.

• Step 1: Laser (Cut the surface)
• Step 2: Plasma (Burn the core)
• Step 3: Gravity (Crush the remnants)

2. OXYGEN RATIONING (80/20)

80% of oxygen goes to drillers. If you aren't drilling, hold your breath.

3. THE VOID STARE

Stare into the void for 10 seconds. If your report is boring, delete it.